Top Gear Last Night?

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Did anyone else see it? :eek: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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indeed i did. blimey.
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no, but they're all talking about it at work this morning :lol:
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wednesday 7pm on beeb 2, then
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The cow :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Thought it was genius - laughed pretty much all the way through.

When she said "I'm goin' ta get ma boys...." I thought she was bluffing.

Even the camera crew found out she wasn't ! :eek: :lol:
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Without a doubt the best episode ever! :notworthy:

I never used to watch Top Gear as I thought it was purely about cars (as you would, obviously) but thank god I gave it a chance a few years back.

By far the greatest programme on bog standard tele. 8)
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Oh yeah. I remember now which bit had fruit juice spat across the room with sudden laughter..........

Big Stig !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Oh yeah. I remember now which bit had fruit juice spat across the room with sudden laughter..........

Big Stig !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Who very quickly became called Fat Stig thanks to The Hamster!

I think driving through bible-belt Alabama with the painted cars takes some beating. (& some balls come to think of it!)
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Purple Light wrote:I thought it was purely about cars
To be fair, back in the day, it was... clicky
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Silly bastards. Great entertainment but someone really could have been killed, whether by rocks, a beating, or a shotgun. These people obviously don't mess about. JC and co obviously didn't believe that would be the case.

I'm just glad I don't pay my licence fee.
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clicky!
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scotty wrote:clicky!
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Oh boy! :notworthy:

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loved the show's end credits too ~ all the crew members had a "Billy Bob" prefix on their names :lol: :notworthy:
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Ah do declayuh, thayt tewk some 'them bawls rayte theyre. Hell no they ain't fergittin'. :lol: It took a lot of nerves of Hammond to put his life in danger so soon after last year's crash :P. Wil watch the rerun next Wednesday for sure! :notworthy:
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I have to say, I thought it was hilarious - barring the "i'm going to get the boys" bit at the garage.

However, Clarkson did say to May that his comments on the Dodge RAM had probably ensured Hammonds death!

That was "3 blokes cocking about" at it's best!

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I watched it :eek:

I still wonder if the rednecks at the gas station were for real :eek:

Best episode ever :notworthy:
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Histerical! Absolutely ridiculasly funny. "this car has only had three previous murderers"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I don't know, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

Would've been nice if they had got Clarkson :twisted:
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I was actually quite scared for them when all those hicks arrived! The cow thing was quite funny but also a bit gross :urff:
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How about the shower? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nice clicky. I don't watch Top Gear, but that was funny. :)
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Gripper wrote:
scotty wrote:clicky!
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Thanks for the clicky.

I did see a part of the program yesterday but all I did see was a fat guy (who was he anyway?) driving the 3 cars over some strange track.
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Top gear just gets better and better :notworthy: .Even the missus watches it.






Would be much better if they got rid of the boring bits about cars though
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