Pat wrote:Baa
For Keith.
A Man wals into a Pub and orders Two Whiskeys, "One for Me & One for my mate Bob", he said.
The Barman pours Two drinks & asks the Man, "When's your Mate coming?".
"He's here in my pocket", said the Man as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a Three inch tall Man.
"Is he real?" asked the Barman not believing His own Eyes.
"Of course he's real", said the Man, at that Wee Bob picked up the drink & downed it in One.
"Bloody Hell!!", exclaimed the bewildered Bar Man, "What else can he do?".
The Man took out a Ten Pence piece and rolled down the Bar, wee Bob ran after it and brought it back to his friend.
"Can he speak?", asked the Barman, "Aye, of course", said the Man, "Bob, tell the Bar Man about the day you called the Witch Docker a Wanker!".
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"