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Amazing but true - http://www.topfive.com/amazingtruefacts.shtml

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James Blast wrote:Amazing but true - http://www.topfive.com/amazingtruefacts.shtml
They nearly got me but Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays." (aren't there 7 days in a week?) and "The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard." (it's got something to do with keeping the most frequently used letters apart, so the hammers wouldn't block all the time). Very good :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
James Blast wrote:Amazing but true - http://www.topfive.com/amazingtruefacts.shtml
They nearly got me but Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays." (aren't there 7 days in a week?) and "The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard." (it's got something to do with keeping the most frequently used letters apart, so the hammers wouldn't block all the time). Very good :lol:
Can't be right.
The Y & Z keys on a Hungarian keyboard layout are reversed to an English layout.

Si, if you see any posts from me with Y's where there should be Z's, then I am probably sending from an internet cafe or just plain pished.
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James Blast wrote:Sexual consent (possibly NSFW) - http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent
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Pista wrote:Can't be right.
The Y & Z keys on a Hungarian keyboard layout are reversed to an English layout.
I've got Azerty in Belgium, and as you have a qwertz, that's probably just because it would be a somewhat more ideal lay out for your country, as would azerty for the French, it seems...
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