28th May: The Great Truths...

[Izzy HaveMercy]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can`t baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don`t let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don`t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can`t trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don`t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8 ) You can`t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don`t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you`re sad is Grandpa`s lap.


GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don`t hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today`s mighty oak is just yesterday`s nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It`s like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy.


IZ.

[smiscandlon]

It's scary the things you come across sometimes when making perfectly innocent searches on Google images...

Love the Hasselhoff way.

(I think this one probably deserves a not safe for work warning...)

[smiscandlon]

And no, I wasn't searching for "nude Baywatch star holding puppies"

[bushman*pm]