5th June- Car Crash

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the-happening
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while driving today i hit another car up the arse, i got out of the car to check the damage as did the other driver which turned out to be a dwarf. he said to me looking at the cars " i'm not happy" so i replied "well which one of them are you then"
"i'm talking about god, devil, hell, do you understand, finally?"
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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James Blast
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Oh my Lord! :lol:
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Izzy HaveMercy
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sooooooooooo silly! ;D :notworthy:



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Dr. Moody
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ho ho ho :lol:
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OMG
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Made me chuckle on an otherwise sh!tty day.
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Simple but effective :notworthy: :lol:
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