22-07-07 The difference between guts and balls...

[silentNate]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls,
but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS
is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the gusto ask
'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS

is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say
'You're next"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.