"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounds sexy."Hi, I hear you give a great massage, so could you to come to my roomand give me one. No, wait! I should be straight with you. I'm in townalone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, andI want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you have in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.
How does that sound?"
She says, "Interesting, sir, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
