Say what? Man with ear ache gets vasectomy!

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RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian man who went to a clinic to have an aching ear checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly believing that the doctor had called his name.


A manager at the Doctor Jose Carlos de Espirito Santo clinic in the town of Montes Claros in southeastern Minas Gerais State told Reuters on Wednesday Valdemar Lopes de Moraes, 39, entered the vasectomy room when Aldemar Aparecido Rodrigues' name was called.


"He was called by the full name and yet thought it was him. But the strangest thing is that he asked no questions when the doctor started preparations in the area which had so little to do with his ear," Vanessa Guimaraes said.


"He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles," she added.


De Moraes, a farmer who has two children, did not want to reverse the operation, performed last week, and showed up for an ear exam on Wednesday at the same clinic.


"A local newspaper said he is going to sue us, but he did not tell us about any claims," Guimaraes said.

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Totally bizarre. 'Only in (south) Ameerika' as they say.

Posting at 01.07am Big Si? You need to find some friends. Or go to sleep. :wink:
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Very interesting information there Big Si :roll: :D
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Johnny Boy wrote:Totally bizarre. 'Only in (south) Ameerika' as they say.

Posting at 01.07am Big Si? You need to find some friends. Or go to sleep. :wink:
:roll:

I was watching Red Dragon! http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... &start=275

And QB was up and about too, didn't you know true Sisters fans are insomniacs? :wink: :D
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Big Si wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Totally bizarre. 'Only in (south) Ameerika' as they say.

Posting at 01.07am Big Si? You need to find some friends. Or go to sleep. :wink:
:roll:

I was watching Red Dragon! http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... &start=275

And QB was up and about too, didn't you know true Sisters fans are insomniacs? :wink: :D
i can never sleep - worrying about you lot keeps me awake..

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Big Si wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Totally bizarre. 'Only in (south) Ameerika' as they say.

Posting at 01.07am Big Si? You need to find some friends. Or go to sleep. :wink:
:roll:

I was watching Red Dragon! http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... &start=275

And QB was up and about too, didn't you know true Sisters fans are insomniacs? :wink: :D
Yeah, we're ready just in case the website gets updated or, heaven forbid, they release a record when we're not looking :roll:
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Mind you, they may have done so already, if previous rumours were true...should we set a watch to scan the chart for Eldritch-like music?
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Big Si wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Totally bizarre. 'Only in (south) Ameerika' as they say.

Posting at 01.07am Big Si? You need to find some friends. Or go to sleep. :wink:
:roll:

I was watching Red Dragon! http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... &start=275

And QB was up and about too, didn't you know true Sisters fans are insomniacs? :wink: :D
I did notice QB's post time as well. So it's true; REAL Goths only come out at night :eek:

'Red Dragon'. Hmm, another money spinning vehicle for Mr Hopkins. Check the orginal 'Man Hunter'. Much, much better with groovy Michael Mann atmospherics. :notworthy:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Totally bizarre. 'Only in (south) Ameerika' as they say.

Posting at 01.07am Big Si? You need to find some friends. Or go to sleep. :wink:
:roll:

I was watching Red Dragon! http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... &start=275

And QB was up and about too, didn't you know true Sisters fans are insomniacs? :wink: :D
I did notice QB's post time as well. So it's true; REAL Goths only come out at night :eek:

'Red Dragon'. Hmm, another money spinning vehicle for Mr Hopkins. Check the orginal 'Man Hunter'. Much, much better with groovy Michael Mann atmospherics. :notworthy:
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I last saw Red Dragon at the cinema and enjoyed it very much, so last night was a wee trip down memory lane. But I've seen Manhunter so many times it's got a bit too familiar :roll:
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