School's Out - Heartland August 2007 Weekender

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James Blast wrote:... albeit near dead to the world :lol:
Those "HL'ers being sleepy" pics were mostly taken between about 7am and 9am - people seemed to suddenly hit the wall and drop like flies after lasting through all night. I nearly fell asleep in the taxi into Leeds this morning - mh too :lol:
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OK, I'm impressed Next!
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Well that proves it was an acoustic garden :oops:

Nice pics Carpy!
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Well..it still feels like a pig shat in my head but somehow I made it home. :D

What a great night Saturday was :!: Great to meet all the people I ain't met before and good to see everybody else too.

And as usual the hospitality of Mr. Planet knows know bounds. :notworthy:

Right I'm off for a nice cup of warm bats milk. :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Right I'm off for a nice cup of warm bats milk. :wink:
I hope that's vampire bat's milk - bloody goffs :lol:
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Nice pics, and yes I am still alive. Just.
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markfiend wrote:Nice pics, and yes I am still alive. Just.
I have to say, Mark, that far from taking the mick I'm actually quite impressed - I did one day/night/day and I'm knackered - that you even made it to the Smurphs deserves a :notworthy:
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I didn't make it to the Smurphs. :?:

I was still asleep :lol:
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markfiend wrote:I didn't make it to the Smurphs. :?:

I was still asleep :lol:
Me too, at that table in Dave's garden. Feels like I was there for days :lol:

See that glass in front of me? Pure water, no really :urff:

Thanks to Zuma for looking after me when I hit the wall, and Planet Dave for arranging my taxi home, during which the driver kept asking me "are you OK sir"? :oops: Didn't stop the robbing bastard charging me £35 though. I wasn't in the mood for arguing :lol:
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£35? F*ck!

I crashed as soon as I got home from Dave's (When was that? 9am or something?) and I don't really remember much of the rest of Sunday... :lol:
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What an absolutly top weekend that was... :notworthy: :lol: My head is still banging and we didn't even bother with Sunday :eek: :lol:

Best bits of the weekend (that I can remember) are:

Tim's suit on Friday...and Tim trying to convince me that it wasn't his work suit. :lol:

Scotty's face on Saturday when he was told Danny Mass was there. He was like a kid on christmas day. :D

Quiffy playing "White Lightning" by the Fall.. best tune of the weekend. :notworthy: totally unexpected.

Spending £160 (between the two of us) mainly on Cider...mmmm Magners.

Worst parts:

That coloured guy in the tennis gear at subculture who was minesweeping the drinks all night...glad the bouncers kicked him out.

The Subcultre running out of magners after my first order.

The long walk to the hotel on Saturday...it must have taken us all of 30 seconds. :lol:

Having to go home....

Overall a superb weekend but could be have it back to October next year QB...ta
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Home safe.

Wow, what an amazing weekend.

Friday - Top Nite Out.
Saturday - Top Nite Out.
Sunday - Top Nite Out.

We came, we saw, we got pished, we destroyed.

What more need be said?

Incriminating photographic evidence (including Carpy in hat and with spoon, Tim and friend, and all the rest) will be forthcoming.

:notworthy: X 25,000 to Quiffy for making the whole thing possible.

Highlight - has to be the mighty YCBTO on Saturday night. :lol:
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Aye, that's me Hame :D ........................f**ked, but Home :lol:
Great Three days :D :D
Big thanks to Planet Dave for getting me from the Airport :notworthy: :notworthy:
Weebles for letting me stay with him :notworthy: :notworthy:
Zeno, Andrew & Steve for being great company at Chez Wobbles :notworthy: :notworthy:
The Boss for.......for.....well everything really :notworthy: :notworthy:
and all the rest of you gorgeous People I've met before & for the First time :notworthy: :notworthy:
I've got some Pic's & I'll get them sorted in a bit :wink:

Thanks a Hundred Million times :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy:

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mh wrote:We came, we saw, we got pished, we destroyed.
....but only the one side of the Bridge of Doom is liable to get you dunked!
mh wrote:Incriminating photographic evidence (including Carpy in hat and with spoon
Sh1te, forgot about that - I was sober enough at The Angel to say no and STILL did it. Arse - what WAS I thinking :roll:
mh wrote:Highlight - has to be the mighty YCBTO on Saturday night. :lol:
Nope, the highlight was seeing the grin on Quiffy's face as the chorus of polite boos rained in from the bar at that moment :lol: :lol:
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:
mh wrote:We came, we saw, we got pished, we destroyed.
....but only the one side of the Bridge of Doom is liable to get you dunked!
Shite! I forgot about that! :lol: Yes, I was a victim of the Bridge of Doom. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Full lot here: http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l285/ ... ter=images

And some choice selections:

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Cheers to everyone for yet another stonking weekend of great people, bad music and general excess. Fab fab fab. Too many highlights to go into details, was as ever great to meet folk for the first time, and see all the familiar faces.

Quiffy & Jo - you two, honestly....

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Thank you both. 8)

Right, seems to be quite a stash of booze in the garage, so see you's later. :P

As good as the weekend was, is wasn't the same without Debs & Jos. You were missed and in our thoughts. :(
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mh wrote:And some choice selections:
I'd completely forgotten Keith got the hat too - it got around, didn't it ;D

Those hours passed bloody fast at The Angel!
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stash of booze in the garage you say? jist aswell I wasn't there ;D
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:eek:

I just found a whopping 41secs of video on my phone!

So, filmed in glorious mobile-O-vision, I give you......

Planet Dave's at 5am

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File not available at the moment - surely a good thing :lol:
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Zuma wrote:File not available at the moment - surely a good thing :lol:
We should be grateful for small mercies. :von:
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Zuma wrote:File not available at the moment - surely a good thing :lol:
Arse. Do I YouTube then, or possibly see if anybody wants to host it?

I'm sure it'll not exactly get hammered for bandwidth :lol:
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MonkeySpunkLoad wrote:Zugriff auf die Datei ist vorübergehend nicht möglich.
game of Party Poker anyone... :innocent:
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Forres , Keith ?

Wear a fox hat ? :lol: :lol:
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