Bit late but bearing in mind the recent weather:
The wife and I were in the back of the car getting frisky and she asked me to kiss her where its wet..............................
.....................so I drove her to Tewkesbury/Oxford/Sheffield
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what's the odds that this trailer contains all the best bits from the movie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhuuk027Jx4&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhuuk027Jx4&NR=1
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Which reminds me...bushman*pm wrote:Bit late but bearing in mind the recent weather:
The wife and I were in the back of the car getting frisky and she asked me to kiss her where its wet...so I drove her to Tewkesbury/Oxford/Sheffield delete as appropriate!
...a long time ago I was taking the train from the land of fake jazz nonsense to the right end of the land of lard. Sitting across from me was an elderly blind gentleman, white cane, dark shades, the works. Behind me was a gaggle of coarse young ladies who decided to have a little fun with the guy. One of them went over, whipped her norks out, and stroked her nipples all over the guy's face. He just smiled and said nothing. Then she got a little bolder and rubbed them over his crotch. Again, he said nothing. Finally she hiked up her skirt, to reveal a lack of pantage, stood up on the arms of his seat and waved her minge in his face. At that point he stood up, picked his bag off the next seat and set, "Grimsby - my stop!"
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85.8 points for the use of "knorks" (even if the spelling was iffy)
100 points for the use of "pantage"
I salute you, Sir
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100 points for the use of "pantage"
I salute you, Sir
all points are out of one hundred
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Several million points to Sir James of Blastage on the new avatar.
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Indeed. More like what I'd image of Big Bang- big and mean. Combined with him being on my tail all the time, this reminds me heavily of Christine (assume y'all know what that is) but a male variation of that...
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Ah, I C wot U did there, etc.James Blast wrote:glad you liked the CARF! chaps
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Not a fan of Lexi, but as a Carf it's damn good 