31/8/7 - Nudist Beach

[robertzombie]

Just heard this on the radio...

A family of three go to a nudist beach. The boy goes off to play in the sand for a while. When he comes back he says to his mum: "Mum, why do some women have bigger boobs than you?"
The mum says: "With most women, the bigger their boobs, the stupider they are".
So the boy goes off, satisfied with this answer, and plays in the sand again.

A while later the boy comes back and asks: "Mum, why are some of the men bigger downstairs than daddy?"
The mum says: "With most men, the bigger they are downstairs, the dumber they are."
So the boy goes off, satisfied with this answer, and plays in the sand again.

Then the boy comes back for a third time and says: "Mum! mum! I've just seen daddy talking to a really stupid woman, and the more he talks to her the dumber he gets!"

[EvilBastard]

The Pines nudist colony has reported that someone has drilled a hole in the fence surrounding their property.
The police are looking into it.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Nudist Resort sign:

"Sorry, Clothed for Winter."


IZ.

[6FeetOver]

Heeheehee!

[bushman*pm]

@ U ALL:


Thats why I love this place! (THats WHEN I can get online!)
New pants please!