3 Words to Make a Man Cry!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Padstar
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"Thats my boyfriend"

Paddy
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Serendipityhaven
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is that it??????(points finger in direction of naked mans groin)
You know you're something special,
And you look like you're the best
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Padstar
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I think Ginger covered that one..... um not literally of course.

Paddy
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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karin
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You do me and I'll owe you one. ;D (Ok I never said i could count) :)
Zwei bier bitte.....
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Serendipityhaven
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its only the "nice" men who get the lets be friends thing.
you dont like it?dont make yourself quyite so available,project yourself as being a more forcefull personality with the slight hint of being persued by women and definately never ever wear white sports socks ever again.

and remeber whats hardest won,is prized highest.

true tho isnt it eh? :wink:
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Serendipityhaven
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or maybe you culd reinvent yourself on the quiet,invest in some leather,locate your nearest BDSM club and venture forth to pastures new on your own
call yourself Mr.hardanddark and be aloof in a dark corner where you can see whats what and be the subject of attention by females there who want to check out the "new blood".

they are actually extremely fascinating places. 8)
You know you're something special,
And you look like you're the best
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Black Planet
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Got to say Serendipyhaven is right. Wear black leather and women will flock to you. Act aloof and they'll want you even more. Shower them in romance and you will never get rid of them. And remember, flowers work each and every time!!
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Jim
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I'm a man?

(possibly more impact the morning after ;-))
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Black Planet
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Jim wrote:I'm a man?

(possibly more impact the morning after ;-))
LOL so the truth comes out, your really only a man...not a love God? :eek:
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Serendipityhaven
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care to explain?

also 3 words :lol:
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Andy TG
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"Offer Ended Yesterday"
"Sold Out Earlier"
"Needs A Service"

I am sure I know many more - but Its late and I think ill turn my self off!
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
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ryan
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Female Supremacy International :eek: :cry:

http://www.gynarchy.net

both cries of mental and physical pain :wink:
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