17/9/2007: Weegie Joke

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Izzy HaveMercy
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye harv eni books on suicide?"


To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!

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