Familiar Face

[E Gypsy]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

This stuns him for a moment, but his mind travels back to the only time he
has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says;

'My God, are you the stripper from my friend's stag party that I shagged
on the pool table with all my mates watching while they
whipped my arse with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[smiscandlon]

Nice try.

[weebleswobble]

Nice try.

Do you have a photographic memory?