Wed 19th Sept
Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman on SAS selection.
For the final test they are ordered to enter a room and shoot the person in the room.
Englishman goes in. 2 seconds later he comes out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Scotsman walks in. 2 seconds later walks out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Irishman walks in. Theres a loud bang and about 2 minutes later he appears, cut and bleeding.
!What happened" says the instructor.
"I pointed the pistol, pulled the trigger. It was a blank so I had to beat the bitch to death!"
For the final test they are ordered to enter a room and shoot the person in the room.
Englishman goes in. 2 seconds later he comes out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Scotsman walks in. 2 seconds later walks out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Irishman walks in. Theres a loud bang and about 2 minutes later he appears, cut and bleeding.
!What happened" says the instructor.
"I pointed the pistol, pulled the trigger. It was a blank so I had to beat the bitch to death!"
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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