10-10-07: not entirely safe for work

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Fresh nine-inch cock covered in hot mustard sauce...

Pierced young nipples dipped in boiling hot toffee...

Soft virgin clits grilled on maple-soaked skewers...

Freshly-shaved bollocks marinated in garlic and ginger, battered, lightly fried and then served on a bed of crisp rocket...

This is not just food...

This is S&M food.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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