November 20 2007

[EvilBastard]

Please please please don't watch this at work, ok? Don't say you weren't warned...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake

(Mods - really not as bad as the title would suggest...promise )

[eotunun]

Lammstein!

[stefan moermans]

[Pat]

To those who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

[EvilBastard]

Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.
Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?
Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no.
Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face.

Good thing Kubrick didn't go down the e.coli road with this scene - it might have tipped Slim Pickens off to the fact that the movie he was starring in was a comedy...

[James Blast]

Slim Pickens played Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong, do you mean Sterling Hayden - Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper?

[EvilBastard]

Slim Pickens played Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong, do you mean Sterling Hayden - Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper?

Apparently Slim had no idea that the movie was supposed to be a comedy - he was only given the script for the scenes he was in, so he couldn't see the rest of the story. He played the role straight and according to some sources he always maintained that the film was a drama rather than a comedy.

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.

I love that line, and has used it probably overmuch whenever I've had the opportunity

[James Blast]

Peter Sellers was cast in four roles, but experienced problems when trying to develop a Texas accent for Maj. T.J. "King" Kong. After Sellers broke his ankle, Stanley Kubrick was forced to find another actor. Convinced that nobody could have acted the part as well as Sellers, Kubrick decided to cast someone who naturally fit the role. The producers first approached John Wayne, who did not even bother to respond, and "Bonanza" (1959) star Dan Blocker, who declined the role because of the script's progressive political content. Remembering his work on the western One-Eyed Jacks (1961), Kubrick cast Slim Pickens as Kong, the gung-ho hick pilot determined to drop his bombs at any cost. Pickens was never shown the script nor told it was a black comedy; ordered by Kubrick to play it straight, he played the role as if it were a serious drama - with amusing results.