me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Laura says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
Laura lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
Laura and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes Laura's hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh...
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
OY. 
