1. Having to dismantle the u-bend in the bathroom sink at one o'clock this morning after the wife blocked it by being sick.
2. Making a complete erse of Christmas lunch. The moral? Never leave it to the vegetarians to cook even a very small chicken!
3. Knocking over the last glass of my favourite Cypriot wine.
But I'm still smiling, like only a thirty-five year old man who got a space hopper for Christmas can!
Hope you all had a good one!
It wouldn't be Christmas without...
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nice wan Don
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
IWBCW having put the lights (tested) on the tree & decorated it only to discover the sh!tty chinese lights control box appears to have forgotten it's nice programmed x fade from 1 colour to another, very slowly & has reverted to an unchangable disco type/ epilepsy enducing frenzy of flashing.
Oh & burnt myself on the xmas pud (which I don't actually like, it was for my guests)
& then Millhouse got into a fight & came home covered in blood.
Oh & burnt myself on the xmas pud (which I don't actually like, it was for my guests)
& then Millhouse got into a fight & came home covered in blood.
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nice to see some cat violence in here, I can only hope "a big dug done it and ran away"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:nice to see some cat violence in here, I can only hope "a big dug done it and ran away"
Well, the thing was, it wasn't his blood.
He had 1 tiny scratch, but looked like he'd butchered something guid an proper.
(an' he doesn't even have a knife fer stabbin')
An' it's nice to be back!SINsister wrote: Welcome back, man! Long time, no see!
Oddly enough, of all the things that might have caused trouble, the dog has been extremely well bahaved, considering he's only 11 months old.
Have now attacked the cheese board and am feeling very lardy.
Gave up playing Trivial Pursuit as it turned out to be the Genius edition and after three rounds no one had answered a question correctly.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is much safer.
Of course now the malt is open...
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I predict a diet, or possibly disaster
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
without Santa?
Wine
etc........
Wine
etc........
I think someone set my soul alight
Since I'm confessing, I might as well tell you about the work's office party Friday past.paul wrote:Love your post Don !!!
Lunchtime drinking + free bar = not good for me.
Have vague recollections of asking one of the new project assistants, who also happens to be our engineering manager's daughter, why every time she sees me she gives me a look like I just shat in her cornflakes!
Could be worse, at least I didn't accuse her of being a "greetin' face heur".
At least I don't think I did...
In bed by half past seven (pm).
Up again by half eleven to spew.
Back in the land of the living by five pm Saturday.
Deary deary me!
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"It wouldn't be Christmas without" - The cr*ppy 'broadband' connection here in rural Horrorfordshire almost grinding to a halt, so I can't even brighten the usual tedium by chatting with my chums?! Why can't everyone go back to work leaving the night-time free for the 'Living Dead' (i.e 'losers') like me?
Just kidding folks
Remember:~ 'Life is a Holiday' (for some of us)
Just kidding folks
Remember:~ 'Life is a Holiday' (for some of us)
They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
IWBCW: Drinking way too much wine at the Chrimbo dinner, then passing out in front of Willy Wonka for the rest of the evening.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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I was right25men wrote:Baby Cheeses.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
some people go crackers for baby cheeses at this time of year
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needs some bells on the end
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~ Peter Steele
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Pull the other one, 's got bells on?James Blast wrote:needs some bells on the end
IZ.
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sorry I meant "bel"
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele