4-1-08 Weegie

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James Blast
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Woman goes to the dentist and settles herself into the dentist's chair.
"Comfy"? asks the dentist
"Govan" she replies
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Patric MacKail is walking down the the Gallowgate half an hour before 12 o'clock mass absolutely pished, this is the Third day on the trot the Priest has witnessed this and in a rage storms across the Street and shouts in Patric's Face, "DRUNK AGAIN MACKAIL!!!!!!!!", Patric replies, "are you Father?, so am I!!!!.
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James Blast wrote:Woman goes to the dentist and settles herself into the dentist's chair.
"Comfy"? asks the dentist
"Govan" she replies
This one comes with a manual? ;) :|

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if I have to explain it, it's ruined ya chocolate and mayonnaise munchin' baisturt!

at least yer beer is guid :lol:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Overheard in Dublin
A friend of mine was on the 78A from ballyer a while back. he is a drummer and was carrying a kick pedal for his drum kit in a bag on his back. He sat upstairs for 5 minutes before being approached by a typical tracksuit head the ball who said "eh sorry bud, whats dat yoke stickin' outta yer bag"?.

My friend (wary of a possible wallet inspection but still relaxed) replied.."oh yea its a kick pedal for a drum kit"...
The head the ball turns around to his friends at the back of the bus and shouts "I told yis it was'nt for measurin' your foot!"
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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no, mine's still the best ;D
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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mh wrote:Overheard in Dublin
A friend of mine was on the 78A from ballyer a while back. he is a drummer and was carrying a kick pedal for his drum kit in a bag on his back. He sat upstairs for 5 minutes before being approached by a typical tracksuit head the ball who said "eh sorry bud, whats dat yoke stickin' outta yer bag"?.

My friend (wary of a possible wallet inspection but still relaxed) replied.."oh yea its a kick pedal for a drum kit"...
The head the ball turns around to his friends at the back of the bus and shouts "I told yis it was'nt for measurin' your foot!"
Overheard in New York is a classic blog, glad to see it's going round the world :D :lol: :notworthy:

Oh, and I got it, IZ ;D (just do it out loud, in a weegie accent and you'll get it!)
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zwei peanuts walking down the strasse ...
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James Blast wrote:if I have to explain it, it's ruined ya chocolate and mayonnaise munchin' baisturt!
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