I'll Be Your Dog

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aye :urff:

bbc radio leeds are going to be speaking to sarah orange for her opinion, i gather ;D

and:

http://forum.topmum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=1951
http://forum.topmum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=33121#33121

i think me and matt ALF are (more or less) the odd ones out over there :lol:
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:lol: :urff:
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too orangey for crows ;)
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She could do better...

Bus driver was well out of order imho :eek:
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She said: "It is my culture and my choice. I am a pet, I generally act animal-like and I lead a really easy life.
pets are not allowed on public transport.
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Well it is Yorkshire... what do you expect? :innocent: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Opps. Double post.
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And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
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No dogs allowed means no dogs allowed ! ;D
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Hmmm. And they're planning to have kids. God knows what they'll make of mummy on a leash :roll:

As far as the bus is concerned, I reckon they should be let on but I reserve the right to p*ss myself laughing if they stray (pun intended) anywhere near me. And as for the girl - oof, don't fancy yours much. What possesses her to allow herself to be... essentially humiliated, and publicly at that... by that bad excuse for a gothic gentleman, I will never know. I wouldn't stop her doing it... but eugh, a "Pet"? Jeez!

*shug* call me a prude.
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arriva have said they represent a threat to passenger safety. in the vent of a crash, the leash could trip other passengers :lol:
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That provides me with an hilarious mental image :lol:
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he's a mouth breather and she's a boot, a marriage made in heaven
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James Blast wrote:he's a mouth breather and she's a boot, a marriage made in heaven
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Would be quite funny to see her with one of those lampshade/ cone things round her neck to stop her scratching behind her ears.

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James Blast wrote:he's a mouth breather and she's a boot, a marriage made in heaven
oh, i dunno...i would doggie style and them puppies ain't too bad
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If she dressed as sheep and he as farmer hardly anyone on the island would take offense, right?
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There was a g*ff girl at uni who led her boyfiend around on a leash. Some people laughed, others made rude comments...as usual, I personally didn't give a shit. Nothing they were doing was affecting or harming me in any way...and y'know, others' lifestyle choices are really none of my (or anyone else's, for that matter) effing business.
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They've already been macro'd. There's no greater fame...or infamy, possibly.

Nah, this sort of thing makes me cringe, because it does rock our boat. It's hard enough getting by with a decent jacket and shades after dark...these idiots make life that little bit worse. I don't approve of chavs slapping each other, or whatever passes for foreplay in their twisted world, so we've every right to tell these two wannabe-doms to sling their hook.
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i hope he doesn't throw her over the highway ;D :lol:
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It takes courage and a healthy sense of self to live as one chooses (including wearing "uncommon" styles of dress, etc.), especially if your choices fly in the face of "normality," convention, and the sensibilities of the average person. "Conform or be cast out," remember? It's up to you to decide which opinion's more important - yours, or those of the (largely-ignorant and narrow-minded) masses. And then, you have to be willing to live with the consequences of your decision.
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Quiff Boy wrote:arriva have said they represent a threat to passenger safety. in the vent of a crash, the leash could trip other passengers :lol:
And according to my newspaper he even 'unleashes her for safety on the bus', and the guy is not even picked up by the bus anymore when he's on his own :lol: Oh yes, they made it through to the international press :lol:

In all seriousness, I got respect for all sorts of people and ways of life (or at least tolerate them) but if you're doing something like this to yourself and your partner, you just have to be aware it won't be accepted by everyone, after all the world isn't one big masochist theme park.
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timsinister wrote:They've already been macro'd. There's no greater fame...or infamy, possibly.
It's just a matter of time... :innocent:
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doesn't bite but.....:innocent: ;D ;D :innocent:
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Does he carry a pooper scooper around? I believe it's required by law nowadays.

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Erm...in case you weren't aware, one of our very own was GGotW's first-ever superstar, ages ago... :P
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