A woman went to the cinema with her dog and on the way out she was stopped by a man. He said to her " I'm sorry to bother you but I noticed that your dog watched the film all the way through, crying at the right times, hiding during the scary bits and laughing during the funny bits. Don't you find that a bit odd?"
"Well yes" said the woman "That is odd. He hated the book."
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To quote Basil Brush (now there is a sentence I never thought I would write!) "Boom, boom"silentNate wrote:A woman went to the cinema with her dog and on the way out she was stopped by a man. He said to her " I'm sorry to bother you but I noticed that your dog watched the film all the way through, crying at the right times, hiding during the scary bits and laughing during the funny bits. Don't you find that a bit odd?"
"Well yes" said the woman "That is odd. He hated the book."
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The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
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The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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