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...what if Herr Eldritch himself frequented this forum at this very moment? We all presume he does nothing at the mo, but maybe he is logged in right now, browsing the same topics as you.... Under a nickname we all came to know as... yeah, as who?
Which one of us could be the Real Von? Could be anyone, or not?

*Quiff Boy? He's the one that made this forum in the first place...
*The Chairman? He has a bit of the style and grace of Eldo...
*Pikkrong? With the dodgy accent, no one would suspect him...
*Black Planet? She fits in perfectly: always swooning over Eldo, like he does himself all the time...

Could be meself...
Any suggestions?

IZZY. (nervously looking over his shoulder)
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Im Spartacus
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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No, I'm Spartacus
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no, you're both ginger :P :wink:
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hallucienate wrote:no, you're both ginger :P :wink:
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Simmer down now! !! ! Where's my vodka cran, and damnit, my cigs....

LOL Izzy you are something...me Eldy? I want to Do Eldy....not be Eldy! ;)
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: *Pikkrong? With the dodgy accent, no one would suspect him...
that's Mandarin accent from Leed uni :von:
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herr eldrich? here? no.

the doktor... maybe.
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d00mw0lf wrote:herr eldrich? here? no.

the doktor... maybe.
i'm unmasked :evil:
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<points at Paddy> He's Sparticus!!!!!
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Whos "Sparticus?"
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hmmmm,
Spartacus=flawless tan,chiselled jaw line,dimpled chin,broad shoulders,no chest hair and being covered head to toe in baby oil on a permanent basis.

at least thats what Spartacus means to me. 8)
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that should be Sparticus :oops:
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Now I'm confused. I'm not sure if I know who either of them are...
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You guys make me cracking up!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[quote="Izzy HaveMercy"]...what if Herr Eldritch himself frequented this forum at this very moment? We all presume he does nothing at the mo, but maybe he is logged in right now, browsing the same topics as you.... Under a nickname we all came to know as... yeah, as who?
Which one of us could be the Real Von? Could be anyone, or not?

*Quiff Boy? He's the one that made this forum in the first place...
*The Chairman? He has a bit of the style and grace of Eldo...
*Pikkrong? With the dodgy accent, no one would suspect him...
*Black Planet? She fits in perfectly: always swooning over Eldo, like he does himself all the time...

Could be meself...
Any suggestions?




thinking the same thing myself- or at least a bit anyway. i reckon sometimes they might have a peep at the boards- ive often wondered avout those 'guest' accounts that pop up in posts leaving with us asking 'why dont they sign up?, lazy c**t!'.

and i reckon the doctor is here- running through the forums like a plaugue conducting interesting antidotes from jokes of the day only for von to use them the next day :wink:

and some of you guys have WAY too many boots :eek: :eek:
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Serendipityhaven wrote:hmmmm,
Spartacus=flawless tan,chiselled jaw line,dimpled chin,broad shoulders,no chest hair and being covered head to toe in baby oil on a permanent basis.

at least thats what Spartacus means to me. 8)
You're wrong. That's Manowar's lead singer you're talking about...
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:lol: nice boots.
clearly they are heros strong and true...
they brandish broadswords,and take their very lives in their hands standing so close to a small woodland fire whilst wearing highly flammable footwear. 8)

furry loin cloths should be made illegal tho :wink: :lol:
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Oh yeah,....that loin cloth definately needs to be outlawed! ;)
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Proof:

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Aren't Manowar now The Darkness? :D
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CellThree wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Proof:

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Aren't Manowar now The Darkness? :D
leave the darkness alone dammit!
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arf!

;)
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CellThree wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Aren't Manowar now The Darkness? :D
I totally agree with QB - ARF!!! - LOL

I knew I had seen "The Darkness" somewhere before! - At first all I could think of is "Dave Lee Roth" ;-)
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leave the darkness alone dammit![/quote]

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They ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule :D
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