Valentine Poems

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scotty
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Womans Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Man's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and to the Football. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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MadameButterfly
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Oh you men... :roll:













:lol:
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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6FeetOver
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Typical. :roll: :lol: :P
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Hexe Luciferia
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I completely missed this! :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle
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