Prison vs Work - Monday 25th February 2008

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reactiv8
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in an 6X6 Office
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
@ PRISON
For good behaviour, you get time off
@ WORK
& For good behaviour, you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card And open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called 'managers'

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read Heartland!
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They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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MadameButterfly
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:)

I just like mine better:

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "s**t! That must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman "I'm your husband, you SL#T!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bitch!"

:D
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reactiv8
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MadameButterfly wrote::)

I just like mine better:

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "s**t! That must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman "I'm your husband, you SL#T!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bitch!"

:D
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I sort of 'get it' my dear, but then again, I've never been married and probably never will be ... :wink:
They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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MadameButterfly
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reactiv8 wrote: :eek:
I sort of 'get it' my dear, but then again, I've never been married and probably never will be ... :wink:
:lol: Nah I don't think you do, but it doesn't matter.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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But at work I don't get botty raped



















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That's called "annual performance review". ;D
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