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Mrs RicheyJames
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Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/pornname/
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elguiri
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Real Name...............Dick "The Horse" Terry

Elguiri......................Peter "The Creamer" Steamer



:innocent: :von: :innocent:
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Scardwel
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Blimey!

"Dick "The Plumber" Hawk" ! :urff:
The Scene won't save you...
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elguiri
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Just for the hell of it i tried the girly one as well

Real name....................Pussy Fluffy

Elguiri..........................Sugar Bunnies


:oops: :urff: :innocent:
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Rodger Wanker for Izzy.
Frank Rod for me real name.

Wahey.
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Jim
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Frank Hole

I kind of like it.
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Black Planet
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LOL at the lot of you!!!!

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Franky Hardcore

I can live with that.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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Ian - Rhythm Smurph
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Tod "The Probe" Hanson - apparently!
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Big Si
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Real name - Jimmy Ram Rod

Big Si - Tod XXX


But if you use your pets name and your grandma's maiden name what do you get? Well Fellas?

I get Spiggy Weissman :eek: :twisted:

(my flat mate (George Clooney but who also looks just like - Image ) is Trixie Peeples :lol: )
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Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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CellThree
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heh!

Real Name : Max Pleasure

Ce||Three : Peter "The f**k" McMillen

Woohoo!
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Serendipityhaven
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all you lot need now then is to cultivate that must have porn moustache a bad fake tan and third rate improv skills as a "plumber" or "tv repair man" and your all set for top shelf stardom 8)

this time next year your ass could be recognised internationally :D
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Andy TG
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Real Name = Rodger "The Driller" Fulp ;-)

Heartland Name = Jay "The Rabbit" Richards

Just call me "Driller" - ARF!
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Serendipityhaven
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@ A.T.G-
saw this and thought of your feet :lol: :wink: :)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... gory=11497

says 12 but kind of depends on what your euro size is more than relying on new rock uk sizes......
thuis size only comes up but once in a flood.

"jingle bells,jingle bells........."
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hallucienate = Johnson Hung
real name = Ron "The Horse" Terry
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Planet Dave
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Rod 'The Tripod' Jeremy.

I may have to lose the Rod and Jeremy bits.

Dave
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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Andy TG
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Serendipityhaven wrote:@ A.T.G-
saw this and thought of your feet :lol: :wink: :)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... gory=11497

says 12 but kind of depends on what your euro size is more than relying on new rock uk sizes......
thuis size only comes up but once in a flood.

"jingle bells,jingle bells........."
Thank you "Serendipityhaven" - your too kind.

I think I will pass on this occasion, plus if they dont fit its another £6 in PNP to send them to another buyer.

Nice boots though :-)
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Jay Ram Rod
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Lynchfanatic
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I could not find the girl version, but wanted to try anyway..

Lynchfanatic = Max Wanker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Real name = Jay XXX
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