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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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James Blast wrote: Click me.
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Did you take note of point 5 Mr. Blast? :twisted: :kiss:


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it's all bollocks m'dear :lol:
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but it's pear shaped bollocks that tastes quite sweet! :wink: :lol:
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this is true :D
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and it's still a gem that clicky! ;D
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Read this :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Z!! I have hell at all the airports I travel through! :(

If it's not my docs at Frankfurt that they make me take off to check and all the things I've had to take off like belts and jewellery :roll: fuckme it's actually just discrimination cause I look different!

In Dubai I even had the women security with me in a little cube and she hardly touched me so if I was carrying a bomb I could have gotten it through!

It's been happening for too many years now so next time I travel I'm going as a corporate whore with a mantle suit (mini skirt and heels) with briefcase and see if I get stopped looking like that!

Oh and one more thing...the people behind the security gates are usually those big fat ugly turds who have to work in places like that... :twisted:

*IF anyone on this board is one of those people! I've had enough of your bloody types!

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MadameButterfly wrote:mini skirt and heels
:eek:

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smiscandlon wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:mini skirt and heels
:eek:

:twisted:
Not only... :eek: I'm trying not to get picked out the crowd! :roll:

But indeed :twisted: ;D
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Keep us updated Debs :lol: Just let me know when you do explosives so I can book another flight ;D

The only time it was a bit troublesome for me was when I was flying from Leeds some years ago and hadn't really sobered up yet I think. Hardly got what it was they wanted me to do :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Keep us updated Debs :lol: Just let me know when you do explosives so I can book another flight ;D
:eek: Z! What if higher people lurk on HL and read this! :eek:
Under no conditions for anyone or anything I solemly swear that I NEVER nor EVER will do or contemplate the transporting of anything like explosives ~ I'M ANTI ANY WEAPONS Z! EVER! And NOR will I EVER transport DRUGS with me or any bodies body parts (expect those in ashes~ONLY ASHES no drugs!) with me in flight!

Thanks Z! There goes my corporate whore plan down the drain! :roll:

YOU think of something now please.

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Dear mister Big-Brother-read-along, of course I can't do anything but recognise this fine lady would never think of such a thing indeed. So don't you worry, all machines she's on are safe :D

Will that do Debs? :lol:

BTW: Don't eat anything with sesame seeds on top when going to countries like Dubai and the like, might end up in jail for that too!
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No not really! Just tell them to leave me be!

I'm paying to grace the sods with me passing them!
The lip I always get... :roll:

I swear it in this written typing IF it happens again I'm gonna strip my moor! :twisted: Then we'll see what thefuck they will do about it! :twisted:

I'll fight them NINJA style!

*this thingy with airports will be a chapter in my book!*
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Okay! Well, it's clear now isn't it Mr. Big Brother, it's me you're after, leave her to be!
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Okay! Well, it's clear now isn't it Mr. Big Brother, it's me you're after, leave her to be!
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Okay! Well, it's clear now isn't it Mr. Big Brother, it's me you're after, leave her to be!
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Three times even ;D
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echo...echo...

Yes lurkers...it's him in the orange you cannot miss him!

*points @ Obviousman and RUNS FOR THE HILLS*

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My being short helps too, doesn't it :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:My being the tallest in the crowd helps too, doesn't it :lol:
:wink: Yes Z! That helps!
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Obviousman wrote: BTW: Don't eat anything with sesame seeds on top when going to countries like Dubai and the like, might end up in jail for that too!
Sesame as vot :?:
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Like on top of a little roll. I've heard people who had one or two seeds left in their pockets got busted :eek: Don't think it's a pleasant surprise that :urff:
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Zhis is not zhe same as I meant. :|
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eotunun wrote:Zhis is not zhe same as I meant. :|
*nudgenudge*
I know what you meant! :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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