24/9/03

[karin]

Q. What's the definition of a man ?

A. A life support system for a penis.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Q. How do you call the insensitive fleshy part around the vagina?

A. A woman.

[Big Si]

Q. How do you call the insensitive fleshy part around the vagina?

A. A woman.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Ah well...
That's what one calls 'reply to topic'


IZZY.

[Mrs RicheyJames]

NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!

[Izzy HaveMercy]

NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!

The difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you smack a mosquito on the head, it stops s***ing...

Don't get me started

[6FeetOver]

I-yi-yi...

[Izzy HaveMercy]

NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!

BTW, it's LAID

IZZY.

[karin]

NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!

BTW, it's LAID

IZZY.

( a sharp intake of breath ) splutter !!! WHAT ?? a mainlander correcting a Brits English !!?? Hmmm.... yeah, OK that sounds about right. well (whines) you guys get taught it propers like, we just get to speak it everyday (and very badly in my case).

[Izzy HaveMercy]

( a sharp intake of breath ) splutter !!! WHAT ?? a mainlander correcting a Brits English !!?? Hmmm.... yeah, OK that sounds about right. well (whines) you guys get taught it propers like, we just get to speak it everyday (and very badly in my case).

I know.
You lads/lasses cannot help it.
I know foreign people speaking my language better than the natives, too.
OTOH, I studied English at the univeristy in Antwerp, so...
I prolly know more about English grammar than you peeps
I wish...

IZZY.

[karin]

( a sharp intake of breath ) splutter !!! WHAT ?? a mainlander correcting a Brits English !!?? Hmmm.... yeah, OK that sounds about right. well (whines) you guys get taught it propers like, we just get to speak it everyday (and very badly in my case).

I know.
You lads/lasses cannot help it.
I know foreign people speaking my language better than the natives, too.
OTOH, I studied English at the univeristy in Antwerp, so...
I prolly know more about English grammar than you peeps
I wish...

IZZY.

You prolly DO know more about English grammar than I, for one, and if you want to bet a monkey on it I'm well up for it

OTOH ?? I have an inordinate amount of trouble with these abbreviations too.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

You prolly DO know more about English grammar than I, for one, and if you want to bet a monkey on it I'm well up for it

OTOH ?? I have an inordinate amount of trouble with these abbreviations too.

OTOH: On The Other Hand. Depends on whether you're dexter or sinister


IZZY.

[karin]

You prolly DO know more about English grammar than I, for one, and if you want to bet a monkey on it I'm well up for it

OTOH ?? I have an inordinate amount of trouble with these abbreviations too.

OTOH: On The Other Hand. Depends on whether you're dexter or sinister


IZZY.

I'm dexter. Which are you ( or do I mean - what are you ?? ( genuinely confused) BTW a monkey's five hundred pounds. So up for that bet then ?

[Izzy HaveMercy]

I'm dexter. Which are you ( or do I mean - what are you ?? ( genuinely confused) BTW a monkey's five hundred pounds. So up for that bet then ?

I'm Dexter. And I have enuff monkeys already. What about my left foot? It's worth quite a lot.

IZZY.

[karin]

I'm dexter. Which are you ( or do I mean - what are you ?? ( genuinely confused) BTW a monkey's five hundred pounds. So up for that bet then ?

I'm Dexter. And I have enuff monkeys already. What about my left foot? It's worth quite a lot.

IZZY.

Hmmm..Dunno.... Is it smelly ?