29/09/03

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What's Theo got to do with it? :?
:lol: lmao

that's Theo Cosby, Theo Logical is a scientist.
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a Scientist

knew you'd get us back to the Sisters Hal

don't know how you manage it. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

btw - don't suppose it could have been a magic teapot << for those old enough to remember Gong >>

Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

double whammy :von:
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but I didn't mean to bring it back to the Sisters :wink: This the Joke Of Day forum.

Scientists? You mean the support act from 198? :?:


Sorry, I'm too young, and probably too far south to get your jokes.
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khepri II wrote:
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
I think you might do something better with the time, than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.

:P
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Some of thr funniest answers I could find.... (this is joke of the day after all)

"Because they both come with inky quills."

"Because Poe wrote on both."

"Because there is a B in both and an N in neither"

and LC's "official" answer:

"Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!"
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Jim wrote:
khepri II wrote:
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
I think you might do something better with the time, than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.

:P
@ Jim :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

If you knew Time as well as I do, you wouldn't talk about wasting it :wink:

@ Hal indeed the very same 8)

don't worry my memory is about as good as a magic teapot. must be all those years consuming chocolate mushrooms :lol: :lol:
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don't mention the mushrooms...
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hallucienate wrote:don't mention the mushrooms...
we're all mushrooms at work :lol: :lol: :lol:

do you know that one over there?
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nope.
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kept in the dark and fed bull sh it ;)
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We're supposed to be humble. First shall be last and last shall be first kinda stuff, so it follows that we can also say that third shall be fourth and fourth shall be third.

Or something.
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khepri II wrote:kept in the dark and fed bull sh it ;)
aahhh, I understand now, and can relate :roll:
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khepri II wrote:a Scientist

knew you'd get us back to the Sisters Hal

don't know how you manage it. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

btw - don't suppose it could have been a magic teapot << for those old enough to remember Gong >>

Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

double whammy :von:
I remember "Gong" - very odd and very entertaining!

I attended a gig in The Bristol Beirkeller in 1989 and it was great!

I also went to gig by "The University of Errors" in Cardiffs Toucab Club back in June.

Daevid Allen was the front man with 3 New York "nutters" on Guitar Drums and Base - One of the best gigs I have been to in a very long time. They were manic - if they are playing near you - go - you will not regret it! :-)
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hallucienate wrote:
khepri II wrote:kept in the dark and fed bull sh it ;)
aahhh, I understand now, and can relate :roll:
Congratulations! I'm still in the dark.
Although mr. beatle (or scarab, whatever...) believes everyone gets his jokes... :roll:
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i know no one ever gets my jokes DI :cry:

so here's one just for you


Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."


thanks for your concern :wink:

MR Scarab.....X .......a joke in itself albeit too subtle for most :innocent: :? :von:
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http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/v/i/ ... i.jpg.html


subtle as a brick wall :wink:
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khepri II wrote:i know no one ever gets my jokes DI :cry:

so here's one just for you


Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

That's an old one. :wink:
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dead inside wrote:
khepri II wrote:i know no one ever gets my jokes DI :cry:

so here's one just for you


Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

That's an old one. :wink:
yeah, that's how i knew you'd get it :wink:

plenty of time for someone to explain its meaning :P
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khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote:
khepri II wrote:i know no one ever gets my jokes DI :cry:

so here's one just for you


Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

That's an old one. :wink:
yeah, that's how i knew you'd get it :wink:

plenty of time for someone to explain its meaning :P
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irony & wit, and all on one page too, nice.....

I like it
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CellThree wrote:What's Moses going to do with a teapot?
good point! it might bite him! :eek:
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