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Show us yer white bits!

And what did you learn to do on this years sojourn? Last time it was swimming....this time? sandcastle building? crazy golf?

Glad to have you back, sunshine
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Debaser wrote:Show us yer white bits!

And what did you learn to do on this years sojourn? Last time it was swimming....this time? sandcastle building? crazy golf?

Glad to have you back, sunshine
did more swimming, some on my back too! :)

also ad a rather nifty game or kerrazy golf - those windmills are buggers arent they? ;) :roll:

hmmmm. read about 10 books, listened to stacks of music and got loads of sun... smashin!

suppose the biggest lesson i learned was not to drink 2 litres of sangria while watching an elvis impersonator after a very hot day by the pool... it will tend to make you very drunk, do very stupid things in public, and then feel very poorly the next day.

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oh, also learned that certain spanish eateries in los gigantes have a real problem with the idea of "no fish" in their veggie paella :( :urff:
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Debaser wrote:Show us yer white bits!

And what did you learn to do on this years sojourn? Last time it was swimming....this time? sandcastle building? crazy golf?

Glad to have you back, sunshine
' here's an apostrophe...if forgot it earlier. year's tsk tsk
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Debaser wrote:
Debaser wrote:Show us yer white bits!

And what did you learn to do on this years sojourn? Last time it was swimming....this time? sandcastle building? crazy golf?

Glad to have you back, sunshine
' here's an apostrophe...if forgot it earlier. year's tsk tsk
and you a teacher... :urff:
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We don't do the possessive apostrophe until after Christmas.

Until then we remain oblivious :D

Oh and it's a 9 til 3.30 thing...aftert those hours I'm an illiterate.
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s**t! we need another one....blimmin contractions!!

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Saying that I suppose I coulkd use the word till in which case I missed out an 'l'
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Quiff Boy wrote: oh, also learned that certain spanish eateries in los gigantes have a real problem with the idea of "no fish" in their veggie paella :( :urff:
You were in Spain...? :evil:

Bah... With Portugal sooo near and not even a visit.... :wink:
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Quiff Boy wrote: oh, also learned that certain spanish eateries in los gigantes have a real problem with the idea of "no fish" in their veggie paella :( :urff:
You were in Spain...? :evil:

Bah... With Portugal sooo near and not even a visit.... :wink:
not exactly spain: tenerife (the canary islands - of the coast of spain / morocco)
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@ Quiff Boy :-)

Welcome Back - I am glad you enjoyed your Holiday!

When do we get to see the phots then? ;-)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Quiff Boy :-)

Welcome Back - I am glad you enjoyed your Holiday!

When do we get to see the phots then? ;-)
Should've know you'd be around to p*iss on my fireworks. Do you work late or are those sheepshaggers just keeping you awake? And, call me an idiot, but what is that signature from! And your avatar. Is that you? I should have gone to bed when I said, shouldn't I? Like you really. :wink:
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Thrash Harry wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Quiff Boy :-)

Welcome Back - I am glad you enjoyed your Holiday!

When do we get to see the phots then? ;-)
Should've know you'd be around to p*iss on my fireworks. Do you work late or are those sheepshaggers just keeping you awake? And, call me an idiot, but what is that signature from! And your avatar. Is that you? I should have gone to bed when I said, shouldn't I? Like you really. :wink:
@ Thrash Harry

The sheepshaggers have relocated to New Zealand - more sheep(s) per head of population than anywhere else including Wales!

The Avatar is VON - a picture from a UTR in 92 and my signature are Leonard Cohen song lyrics taken a track on "The Future" (1992)

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