30th June 2008

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My friend is selling some 40 inch Sony Plasma screen TV's, they are brand new & are only £99.00 each.

However, they have one small fault, the volume control doesn't work. Then again, you can't turn them down at that price. :lol:
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Of course, if they managed to fix it they'd just go up, wouldn't they?
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Last year? :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:Last year? :innocent:
All my gags are long past their sell by date Mark!
Give me one good reason
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Spiggy's hat wrote:
markfiend wrote:Last year? :innocent:
All my gags are long past their sell by date Mark!
I am sure that should be "USE BY" Date ;-)
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