An Englishman goes to Australia with his wife. They stay in a five star hotel and rent a car for the day.
While driving along the road, his wife asks,
"Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?"
The man replies,
"My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!"
Further down the road the wife says,
"Look, another one!"
and the husband says,
"Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel."
They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man with one wooden leg masturbating on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says to the manager,
"Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your hotel and what happens? We are driving down the road and we come across a drover engaging in buggery with with a kangaroo. Further on, more recurrences of the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg, masturbating on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?"
The manager says,
'S'truth mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own 'roo?"
02/09/2008 - 'Rooes
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"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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