Hilarious Sisters Bio! A Must Read!!

Do you do a TSOM-related website? Do you know any cool TSOM websites? Sites listed here may be about anything to do with The Sisters: lyrics, tours, photos, biographies, interviews, etc. Post your URLs along with a short description of the website here.

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Funny...
I always thought Von was a Stoli guy(like me). :twisted:
Absolut may just be an assumption... :von:
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slightly less boring FAQ wrote:What's in Andrew's onstage bottle? I want to know what I'm drinking when he hands it to the front row.

Andrew's contract rider provides for two litres of vodka and two litres of something to put in it. Where available, this would be Absolut Vodka and cranberry juice. The bottle contains an equal mixture of the two.
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reckon its more likely to be lucozade now

Image

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..."But with 1992’s brilliant “Vision Thing�,"...
:lol: :lol: ;D
ok, i got it, now i know what to read after that point and what you mean :innocent: :notworthy:
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Quiff Boy wrote:reckon its more likely to be lucozade now

Image

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Don't say he's too old to lay down a long white line...

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hmmm...some interesting comments. However, as a female who has been listening & loving TSOM since 1981, I resent that makeup & corset remark. I've never worn white pancake makeup in my life and my corsets always fit perfectly! Also, there is not 1 Sisters song that ever made me want to slit my wrists. Guess that means I'm not a "goth"? :lol:
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iesus wrote:..."But with 1992’s brilliant “Vision Thing�,"...
:lol: :lol: ;D
Especially when the correct year is at the top of the page!
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Quiff Boy wrote:reckon its more likely to be lucozade now

Image

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I'm going with Image and a Horlicks chaser.
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Yep..I stand corrected.
Absolut ain't bad though..when it's on sale at the duty-free. :von:
Vodka and cranberry juice rules either way! :von:
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It was a good read. Regardless of his silly comments, he seems like a genuine admirer of TSOM and it made for a few chuckles.
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[quote="msm67] I resent that makeup & corset remark. I've never worn white pancake makeup in my life and my corsets always fit perfectly! Also, there is not 1 Sisters song that ever made me want to slit my wrists. Guess that means I'm not a "goth"? :lol:[/quote]

So this makes two of us :wink: :notworthy:
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Yeah..I never cut myself either when I was a teen..at least not intentionally.
Never wore makeup..unless I was performing theater.
I place the blame on all these second generation, recycled, emo twats. :von:
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Hey, is there anyone out there who did cut themselves? Well I did, frequently, and I'm still proud of it.
Cutting oneself is a good method to grow up a valuable person.
:von:
Edit:
the same refers to spending entire parties with your walkman and your headphones on, and throwing various objects at people who try to disturb that. 8)
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Only when I played with sharp objects or practiced my kata :von:
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The title track opens the album with an incessant, robotic thud from Doctor Jeep (Avalanche musta blown a gasket somewhere along the way) and a looping flash metal guitar riff.
Er, no, actually it starts with a sniff.
I mean, can you imagine this guy all dressed up like a black leather Dracula, chain-smoking weird cigarettes and rapping to some dyed-black goth groupie about the twin bad-daddies of Communism?
Er, no, actually I can't....oh, wait, yes I can. Besides which, since when have Marlboro Reds been "weird"?
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As the site contains a tribute to The Dogs D'Amour so I'm not that suprised at the glaring errors contained therein.

Vodka and cranberry juice is way cool btw :notworthy:
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Lol! :P
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Horlicks?
I googled it.."the bedtime drink" :P
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