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Cologne with the great smell of... :eek:

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Notes:
Bergamot, Black Pepper, Scotch Pine, Whiskey, Cigar, Heather, Douglas Fir, Rubber, Leather, Highland Mud, Burnt Rubber, Peat Fire, White Truffle.
If mine smelled like that I'd seek medical attention
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They forgot fish.
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Pineapple juice makes it taste nicer.

I'm told... :oops:
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Norman Hunter wrote:Pineapple juice makes it taste nicer.

I'm told... :oops:
And cinammon

So I'm also told :innocent:
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Asparagus is a no-no, while roasted peppers add a creamy texture...


...as I learned from an extremely inebriated date a few years ago.
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From the site;

"see more fragrances like this one
men: woody/woody oriental"

By "woody oriental" they probably mean The Cream of Sum Yung Gai
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Gollum's Cock wrote:From the site;

"see more fragrances like this one
men: woody/woody oriental"

By "woody oriental" they probably mean The Cream of Sum Yung Gai
Or it'll be the same but in a very small bottle :lol:





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Obviousman wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:From the site;

"see more fragrances like this one
men: woody/woody oriental"

By "woody oriental" they probably mean The Cream of Sum Yung Gai
Or it'll be the same but in a very small bottle :lol:

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"Woody Oriental" = Viagla? Ciaris? [sorry]

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have they bottled mr strange?
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Funky. (har har)
Reminds me of that Play-Doh perfume. Only that actually smelled like Play-Doh, apparently. For the true cougar, I presume.
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