16-12-2008 Pharmacist

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silentNate
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy
some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady
replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose
my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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:eek: ..but crime doesn't pay!

See The Bloody Olive for evidence.
December 16th, natural a born black humour day?
"These are my principles! And if you don't like the just says so, I have others, too!"
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
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silentNate
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eotunun wrote::eek: ..but crime doesn't pay!

See The Bloody Olive for evidence.
December 16th, natural a born black humour day?
Outstanding :notworthy:
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More just came in via IM: The Star Wars Rap :lol:
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Not really a JOTD, but a little funny showing what goes on in the minds of the people who maintain the BBC News photo archive:

Click here
Right click on the first image
Select "Properties" from the drop-down
Have a gander at the file name...
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EvilBastard wrote:Not really a JOTD, but a little funny showing what goes on in the minds of the people who maintain the BBC News photo archive...
:eek:

Bwah!!! :lol:

Oh, I really shouldn't have laughed at that... :oops:

But I did :twisted:
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It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
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