22-12-08 Dilemma

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Pat
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You are in a car, to your right there is a Fire Engine travelling at the same speed as yourself, to your left is a steep drop.
In front of you there is a pig the size of your car and behind you there is a Helicopter both travelling at the exact same velocity as yourself.



How do you extract yourself from this very dangerous situation ?


































Get off the kids Merry go round you drunk B*****d ! :innocent:
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Good! :lol:
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Andrew S
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Pat wrote:Get off the kids Merry go round you drunk B*****d ! :innocent:
I wondered why the helicopter would be flying so low that it would prevent you from just applying the brakes :lol:
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The original question doesn't specify the speed, which could well be zero :lol:
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