3 women, one engaged, one a mistress and one married, decide to spice up their sex lives and treat their blokes by wearing black leather bras, black leather underwear, stiletto heels and a leather face mask. They meet up next day and discuss their evenings.
"My man leapt on me and we made love all night long" says the engaged woman.
"Me too. We had such wonderful uninhibited sex all night long till the dawn broke." says the mistress.
The married woman sighed and said, "My husband came home, took one look at me, and said, "What the fuck's for tea, Batman?"
24-02-09 One for all the married couples ;)
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Brilliant, I'm distributing this one...
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
The chief magistrate's called 'Tong Man'. Huh. huh-huh.
I'll get me coat...