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There is a joke involving mushrooms denied entry to a club, whose punchline is "But why not? We're fun guys!". To settle a dispute between me and a young lady, please rate this joke:

Poll ended at 06 Sep 2009, 16:53

Screamingly funny
3
16%
Mildly funny
8
42%
Not very funny
5
26%
Not at all funny
1
5%
Huh? I don't get the joke. Please explain it to me.
2
11%
 
Total votes: 19
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The correct answer really depends on how many beers you've had, doesn't it?
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If I should have got the joke - which I'm not really sure about - I don't find it very funny ...
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I've opted for screamingly funny - It's a sympathy vote in the hope you were pro the hilarity of the joke.
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hmmmmmm :|


i hope it gets you further than the chilli :innocent: ;D
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huh? what joke?

i just see three little dots.
it's all about circles and spirals
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MadameButterfly wrote:huh? what joke?

i just see three little dots.
its part of the poll above the post ;)
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the animated part of my brain is just not working today.

please explain it to me.
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right at the top of the page

the very top

before the first post with the "..." in

here:

Image

:lol: :D
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Dimbulb! ;D
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cheers boss!!! :D

it's still not funny at all :| *sorry EB*
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

it wasnt really worth the effort was it? :D
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In Germany we say you need three people for a good joke.
One who tells it, one who laughs and one who doesn't understand it.
I spoiled this one, I fear. I got it. Maybe that's why it's only mildly funny.
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Quiff Boy wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

it wasnt really worth the effort was it? :D
:lol: but the effort you put into for me was greatly appreciated. :D
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eotunun wrote:In Germany we say you need three people for a good joke...
The addendum to this is "and 2/3rds of the audience needs to be a nationality other than German." :lol:
No offence intended, but so many gags in English are pun-based so they fall over right away when translated, while others somehow just don't translate. It works the other way too - absent an in-depth cultural understanding, jokes about Ossies or Ost-Friesens tend to fall somewhat short of the mark.
That said, I did hear a decent pun-based funny in German - so, for our Teutonic friends, I give you (in appallingly-written German, natch):

F: Warum haben die Araben ka'Brot?
A: Weil sie ka'Mehl haben!

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EvilBastard wrote: F: Warum haben die Araben ka'Brot?
A: Weil sie ka'Mehl haben!

[ba-dum tish]
That's perfectly well spelling for German, but wrong for Bavarian. :wink:
By the way, the pun you quote is Otto Waalkes. ..just in the most unlikely case you didn't encounter him in Germany yet. :wink:
Click here to improve your bavarian spelling.
..yes, indeed. They have their own Wikipedia. :|
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nothing worse than over analysing a joke/song/fillum/programme or hairstyles as some on here do
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eotunun wrote:That's perfectly well spelling for German, but wrong for Bavarian. :wink:
Hab' ka Bock fuer Baerisch - Fraengisch, aber...
Ein Jahr als Pratikant in Nurnberg ("Hauptstad Fronkenwold"), bin wieder an der Uni gegangen mit bescheuerte Deutsch aber perfekt Fraengisch (servus sog'i, gornett, und alles "le" statt "chen" - maedel, mausele, bierle, p statt b usw.) :lol:

Leider haben Der Kleine Arschloch und Werner auch ein wichstiges Rolle in meine Schulung gespielt, deswegen weiss ich nie ob ich in Franken oder Hamburg.

Fickchinesich?
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Doch.

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Shitaki.
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Honky donkey donkey honky honken.
Rooten tooten hooten footen dooten.
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mh wrote:Honky donkey donkey honky honken.
Rooten tooten hooten footen dooten.
Anna heten boot?

(Ironically, only the Belgians will unnerstand...)

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EvilBastard wrote:Leider haben Der Kleine Arschloch und Werner auch ein wichstiges Rolle in meine Schulung gespielt, deswegen weiss ich nie ob ich in Franken oder Hamburg.

Fickchinesich?
Hamburg anytime. You mentioned your stay in Nuremburg, and how the locals weren't able to cope with the Isle of Man badge on your leathers, I remember. :wink:
Fickchinesisch for Frankonians would be "Spatzl, hupf aus'm Dirndl, I moag fruchteln!" ;DNot exactly correct, but who gives a f*ck?
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eotunun wrote: Fickchinesisch for Frankonians would be "Spatzl, hupf aus'm Dirndl, I moag fruchteln!" ;D
NICE! ;D
I'm using that one in conversation soon! :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Fickchinesich?

100% :notworthy: :lol:
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