Greased up Kraut nancy boys invade England

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too feart tae come north of the border, eh!
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The bastards were sold out in Holland. Again a chance missed
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Manc for me. I can only wish they'd play Der Meister.
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NSFWNew Video*NSFW
Rammstein wrote:You have a P***y, I have a dick-uh!
Sounds like Scooter with guitars :|










*Full Nudity, Penetration and "Money Shot's" :eek:
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Big Si wrote: *Full Nudity, Penetration and "Money Shot's" :eek:
f**k me, I didn't believe you!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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culprit wrote:
Big Si wrote: *Full Nudity, Penetration and "Money Shot's" :eek:
f**k me, I didn't believe you!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Had a good giggle :lol:
Not much talent to see or hear though ~ pity.
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Big Si wrote:NSFWNew Video*NSFW
What a load ay pish!

Are they serious? First time I've seen or heard them, I wont be rushing back :urff:
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They sound like a bad LucyFire :|

They lost me with Reise Reise, then had me in doubt with Rosenrot, but if this is going to be the 'new one' I'll pass...

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they're still gay :lol:
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Laichzeit is a great piece of music ... ;D
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Their bloody brilliant (apart from Rosenrot), and if you don't agree with me you can lick my brown...............zeitgeist.
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you're gay too :lol:
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Every kid should have a listen to Laichzeit ... ;D
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James Blast wrote:you're gay too :lol:
nowt wrong with bumming :D
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Big Si wrote:NSFWNew Video*NSFW
Rammstein wrote:You have a P***y, I have a dick-uh!
Sounds like Scooter with guitars :|
Buttpirates :lol:


I think scooter sounds better than rammstein - in the meaning of "it's so worse that it's going to become funny" of course^^
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*shudder*

i dont get them at all. never have, probably never will.
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DocSommer wrote: ... in the meaning of "it's so worse that it's going to become funny" of course^^
:lol: ... absolutely, but Laichzeit ... ;D ...
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Oh god it's just like the Cramps with bad tunes and no sense of humour. :urff:
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I d/l the video (for shocking the folks at work tomorrow) and noticed if you played it at half speed, it not only sounded an helluva lot better but you got to check out meat on display just that little bit closer :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote: i dont get them at all. never have, probably never will.
:notworthy: :notworthy:

yay! i thought i was the only one who feels this way. even my folks-in-law have it playing in the car sometimes, if i happen to be along for the ride i ask them to PLEASE turn it off!
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but you got to check out meat on display just that little bit closer Laughing
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mh wrote:Oh god it's just like the Cramps with bad tunes and no sense of humour. :urff:
:?: Rammstein and no sense of humour? No, not for me. They are one of the bands with a lot of strange and ironic humour. You just need to understand that kind of humour.
A lot of ambiguous words.... like Amerika is wunderbar....
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Das Schokolade Autobahn! :lol:
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Dear Mr. Lindemann!

Zhank you for zhat tutorial video, I guess I finally found out vot I made vrong all zhe years.
I dearly hope I'll be able to help compensating zhe unlucky development of of Tshermany's demographic factor by adding my own flesh and blood to zhe rescue of zhe pension funz.

Seriously, I think that's Lindemann's secret confessing his love to Angela Merkel. I just love the line "Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr", "Blitzkrieg with the flesh rife". A very well balanced usage of former 3rd Reich vocabulary in porn style. Good job!
Blitzkrieg Popp, anyone?
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Quiff Boy wrote:*shudder*

i dont get them at all. never have, probably never will.
They were a suitable compliment when entering Glasgow! :D

...or have you forgotten? :eek:
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