24-Mar-2010: Comic Sans

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Comic Sans walks into a bar and the barman says, "We don't serve your type here" :roll:
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;D ;D

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Wouldn't Caslon Antique be more appropriate? :P
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I'm struggling to find a way to shoehorn in a mention of I Shot The Serif...
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I was that barman ;D
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I say I say I say. My wife sent me an email written in Courier last month. When it arrived it was 17 days late, send to the wrong address, and all the text was upside down!
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mh wrote:Image

I say I say I say. My wife sent me an email written in Courier last month. When it arrived it was 17 days late, send to the wrong address, and all the text was upside down!
how does it smell?
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There's a variant of the Tommy Cooper "spoon jar" gag that he did with a binks.

"Binks Jar Jar Binks"
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James Blast wrote:I was that barman ;D
Ok, then there's hope you don't prefer a Fraktur, instead ... :wink: ...
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