09-04-2010

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markfiend
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A bride on her wedding night says to her new hubby, "I have a confession to make darling. I used to be a hooker."

He says, "Well, that's OK, your past is in the past, and in fact I have to admit I find it quite erotic. Won't you tell me about it?"

She says, "Well, my name was Dave and I played for Wigan..."
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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James Blast
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coat! :lol:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Nicky Campbell is a cunt
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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originalgoth
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
And I ride down the Highway 101
By the side of the ocean, headed for Sunset

Black Planet according to originalGoth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYeYgNIntQ
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