22-Mar-10 - The Three Ducks

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Three little ducks go into a Bar.....

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

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And I ride down the Highway 101
By the side of the ocean, headed for Sunset

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Epilogue:

And when the bill came, the bartender asked if the ducks would pay cash.

"No," said Huey. "Just put it on my bill."



Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

A. Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
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Good Ones EB

:lol: :lol: :lol:
And I ride down the Highway 101
By the side of the ocean, headed for Sunset

Black Planet according to originalGoth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYeYgNIntQ
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