NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
"unlike your girlfriend or your co-workers we are not going to get tired of discussing the wireless networking capabilities of the snow leopard operating system"
"genius bars across the country are reporting shorter wait times as customers who just want to impress apple employees with their ironic desktop image or impeccably organised itunes library are redirected to the friend bar"
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
A while back the American Family Association forgot to turn off their auto-correct and published an article online about the American sprint star Tyson Homosexual.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
have you been reading t'Word forum Boss both those things were posted over there yesterday?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
A couple took on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath. The woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.....
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman and she showed off her hairy muff.
When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!!"
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
