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The FBI have been searching Michael's home and have just announced their findings:

They found class A drugs in the kitchen

Class B drugs in the lounge

and class 5c in the bedroom
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Johnny Boy wrote:The FBI have been searching Michael's home and have just announced their findings:

They found class A drugs in the kitchen

Class B drugs in the lounge

and class 5c in the bedroom
:lol: :lol:
:urff:
I think someone set my soul alight
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Oof. :roll: :urff: :von:
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apparently michael jackson is trying to give up cub scouts...he's down to half a pack a day.

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what is class a b drugs?
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jenzi-benzi wrote::D
what is class a b drugs?
In the UK the authorities grade illegal drugs.

A = Heroine, Cocaine, Crack etc
B = Amphetamine, LSD etc
C = Cannabis, Ecstacy etc

Some of the examples may be in the wrong category but as I don't do drugs I'm making an educated guess. Depending on what you get caught supplying/dealing determines the severity of the punishment.

A = Heavy prison sentence, heavy fine, confiscation of goods/profits.
C = Slap on the wrist, caution, small fine.
B = Somewhere in between.
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Which is quite understandable.
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So what is really meant was.... he had a lot of extacy in his bedroom???
Now I'm puzzled :roll:
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McDonalds are doing a McJackson burger......... 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.



Didn't say it was any good did I :roll:
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snowey wrote:McDonalds are doing a McJackson burger......... 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.



Didn't say it was any good did I :roll:
no neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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snowey wrote:McDonalds are doing a McJackson burger......... 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.



Didn't say it was any good did I :roll:
ROTFL LMAO

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Damn fine!
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snowey wrote:McDonalds are doing a McJackson burger......... 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
:eek: :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!

Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in

Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."

I'm so sorry ;D
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zigeunerweisen wrote:Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in


KILLER! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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this had me in stitches:

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
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