August 12 2010

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I was sitting at home, bored, the other night, and thought I would watch a DVD. Fortunately my new neighbour, Mr. Richard Astley, has a huge collection of animated films, so I popped next door to see if I could borrow one. He said I could have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo,




























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Oh dear :lol: :notworthy:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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And as a result of listening to Who Killed Sgt. Pepper for the last 3 days straight, I give you...

Q. Why are there no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre?
































A. Because the punchline's too long.
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I went on Dragon's Den the other day looking for cash for my bakery. It was all going marvellously until they asked me what kind of turnover I was making and I said "apple".
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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markfiend wrote:I went on Dragon's Den the other day looking for cash for my bakery. It was all going marvellously until they asked me what kind of turnover I was making and I said "apple".
ba-dum TISH! :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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