A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself,
"Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so
he rolled down his window and asked,
"Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The officer replied,
"The President is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to
war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qa'ida, or that his
tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press caught him on
the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Nigera, and now Campbell
Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."
24th Nov - ooh it's like I've never been away...
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James Blast
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
