One for the England rugby fans

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Barry John, David Campese and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Barry John first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Barry John looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe
Rugby to be the food of life in Wales. Nothing else brings such unbridled
joy to so many people from the Valleys and Vales. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces of the Cardiff Arms Park Supporting their country."

God looks up and offers Barry John the seat to his left.

He then turns to David Campese , "and you, David , what do you believe?"

Campo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour, passion and Flair are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career
providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Campese the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Jonny Wilkinson, "and you, Jonny, what do you believe?"

"I believe" says Jonny "you're sitting in my seat."
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