28th November...

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Debaser
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Location: Lincoln. UK

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says,
Single, eh?

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
"How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

"Because you're minging"
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Big Si
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