Grrrrreat!
9/5/11 Enter Sandman (Smooth Jazz version)
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James Blast
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
Paddy walks past a pub and sees a sign in the window,
"Pies 50p - Wanks 10p"
Paddy walks into the pub & up to the bar, asks the busty blond barmaid,
"Are the the girl that gives the wanks?"
The barmaid leans over revealing much boobage & says "I am".
Paddy replies, "Right then, away and wash your hands, I want a pie!!!"
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Due to some clerical error, Osama Bin Laden now has 72 vegans waiting for him in Prestatin.
"Pies 50p - Wanks 10p"
Paddy walks into the pub & up to the bar, asks the busty blond barmaid,
"Are the the girl that gives the wanks?"
The barmaid leans over revealing much boobage & says "I am".
Paddy replies, "Right then, away and wash your hands, I want a pie!!!"
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Due to some clerical error, Osama Bin Laden now has 72 vegans waiting for him in Prestatin.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
both music and video is great 