Oh gawd what day is it? 5?th June

[Debaser]

A man on holiday in Aberdeen walks into a cake shop and points at an item in the window.
"Excuse me," he says to the shopkeeper, "Is that a pavlova or a meringue?"
"Naw, you're right hen," she replies. "It is a pavlova."



and


A man goes into a bakers and says 'I'd like you to bake me a cake, it has to be tall, cylindrical, and lean alarmingly to one side'.

'No problem' said the baker, 'Thats a pisa cake'.